a while back, i got a beautiful edition of one of my all-time favorite books—zuleika dobson—for my birthday. when i was trying to find the specific edition on goodreads, to brag about my beauty of a book… more
FILLED BY THE CLOWNS – FANNIE TUCKER
MONSTERS MADE ME GAY: GRIM REAPER GROUP ENCOUNTER – HANK WILDER
MOUNTED BY A MONSTER: BAKU – MINA SHAY
VIOLATED BY MONSTERS: THE SCARECROW FIELD – HANNAH WILDE
SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE PREHISTORIC MEGALODON SHARK AMID ACCUSATIONS OF JUMPING OVER HIM – CHUCK TINGLE
RAVAGED BY THE GINGERBREAD MAN – FANNIE TUCKER
UNIPORN – MATT SHAW
JURASSIC JANE EYRE: THE DINOSAUR TURNED ME LESBIAN – CARRIE SESSAREGO
ARE YOU YETI FOR LOVE? – RAMONA DESIRE
FRISKY KITTY: THE TRAINING OF A CAT GIRL – CINDEL SABANTE
VIOLATED BY MONSTERS: THE TOY ROOM – HANNAH WILDE
ROLLING IN THE DEEP – JULIO ALEXI GENAO
TANUKI TANGO OVERDRIVE – ARTHUR GRAHAM
RAVAGED BY THE MAGIC PEBBLE – FANNIE TUCKER
BAGGED BY THE GROCERIES – FANNIE TUCKER
TAKEN BY THE GAY UNICORN BIKER – CHUCK TINGLE
LEONARDO DECAPRICO FINALLY WINS HIS AWARD AND IT POUNDS HIM IN THE BUTT – CHUCK TINGLE
SEX BEAR: THE LEGEND CONTINUES – MONSIEUR LOADS
a bigboobenstein family christmas
WATER FOR ALIEN WERE-DINOS – ROD HOLDER
MY STARBUCKS SECULAR COFFEE CUP FUCKED THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT OUT OF ME – MANDY DE SANDRA
BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING – CHUCK TINGLE
ALIEN VS. DEBBIE: AN EROTIC ADVENTURE – EMMA STEELE
THE TRILLIONAIRE TATER TOTS CAUSED ME GAY (AND ONE OF THEM IS JUGGALO!) – DOUGLIETTE JULIETTE
REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK – CHUCK TINGLE
SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS – CHUCK TINGLE
GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS – CHUCK TINGLE
SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION – CHUCK TINGLE
POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT – CHUCK TINGLE
MOUNTED BY A MONSTER: THE TREE – MINA SHAY
MOUNTED BY A MONSTER: THE TRASH KING – MINA SHAY
THE UNICORN’S VIRGIN SACRIFICE – ANGEL STARR
I SLEPT WITH SLENDER MAN – EMMA STEELE
SHE ONLY WORE A SHIRT TO THE FUNERAL – KEN HARAMIRU
GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER – CHUCK TINGLE
DOUBLE STUFFED BY THE GARGOYLES – ROSE BLACK
MOUNTED BY A MONSTER: POKING THE WERE-BEAR – MINA SHAY
MOUNTED BY A MONSTER: MIRROR, MIRROR – MINA SHAY
MOUNTED BY A MONSTER: GOD OF WOOD
ABDUCTED BY THE ALIEN BEAST – TAMMY BLACK
THE MIDNIGHT GAME – MADELINE MONOGHAN
MOUNTED BY A MONSTER: WEREPUFFER – MINA SHAY
FRANKENSTEIN’S BITCH: AN EROTIC MONSTER TALE – K.J. BURKHARDT
VIOLATED BY MONSTERS: THE CREATURE CLUB – HANNAH WILDE
MONSTERS MADE ME GAY: YETI GANGBANG – HANK WILDER
I’VE FALLEN AND THERE’S A TENTACLE IN MY BUTT – EDWARD NAUGHTY
WEREWOLF GYNECOLOGIST: HARD PACKED – ARIA CUMING
I, SLUTBOT – MYKLE HANSEN
MOUNTED BY A MONSTER: BOXED SET VOLUME 6 – MINA SHAY
SEX-CRAZED WEREWOLVES: FULL MOON GANGBANG – FANNIE TUCKER
HIPSTER SLAVE BOY – NATE TANNER
HAMMERED BY THE HYDRA – PERSEPHONE PARSONS
THE DRUID SERIES 1: REAPERS – MARATA EROS
SEX TRAIN – SCOTT REX
THE MAIDEN AND THE BEAR GODS – ALICE XAVIER
SEX YACHT: SEXY SEA ADVENTURES 2 – SCOTT REX
MONA LOVES MONSTERS 2: WEREWOLF SEX CURSE – CHERRY ALLEN
THE GYNECOLOGICAL VISIT – AMBER ROSE THOMPSON
TAKEN BY THE TENTACLES – JENNIFER LYNN
THE HORNY GAMES TRILOGY – JENNA POWERS
GARDEN GNOME GANGBANG – FANNIE TUCKER
BRED BY THE OGRES – FANNIE TUCKER
SPANKED BY THE FOX DEMON – MANDOLINE CREME
REAMED BY RATATOSKR – BRANDI BURLINGTON
CAN CHOCOLATE – MAGENTA MORGAN
TAKEN BY THE SCARECROW – KIKI BANGS
RAVAGED BY THE RAPTOR – CHRISTIE SIMS
ANAL SEX IN AN ELEVATOR: A HOTEL BENTMOORE INTERLUDE – SHELBY CROSS
FOREVER KISS – CHRISTY LYNN
CAPTURED BY THE SATYR – MAXINE ALBEDO
ANYTHING FOR A “B” – FRANCIS ASHE
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: FUCK LORD OF THE MOON – CATHERINE DEVORE
THE SEX SWING RENTAL – ERNEST WINCHESTER
CUTE CUKE GIRL – E FON
LOVE THE MONSTER: SUBMISSION TO THE BEAST – STROKER CHASE
TOMB VIOLATOR VS THE SLIME – TIFFANY BELL
DEATH COMES IN HER – FAITH FROST
ALIEN LOVE SLAVE – EMERALD ICE
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: NINJA FUCK MASTER – CATHERINE DEVORE
YIELDING TO THE GIANT SLUG – MANDOLINE CREME
YIELDING TO THE RAT CLAN – MANDOLINE CREME
YIELDING TO DRAGONS – MANDOLINE CREME
HIS HUMAN COW: BRED FOR MILKING – ARTHUR MITCHELL
RAVAGED BY THE POND BEAST – SASSY MCLURE
IN THE BARN – SELENA KITT
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: PRESIDENTIAL FUCK MACHINE – CATHERINE DEVORE
BRED BY THE BEASTMEN – FRANCIS ASHE
UNICORN’S RELUCTANT MATE – JESSICA VANE
THE HORNY LEPRECHAUN 2 – NIKITA KING
BRED BY THE MINOTAUR ARMY – JANE AMBER
TRAMP STAMP CLUB PROFILES: KAREN – LAURA B. COOPER
THE HORNY MINOTAUR – NIKITA KING
I FUCKED THE PUPPET – FANNIE TUCKER
THE ALPHA WOLF BENT ME OVER – DONALD ARMFIELD
THE HORNY NIGHT GAUNT – NIKITA KING
GOAT SUCKIN’: HOTTER THAN IT SOUNDS – DIXON HEURASS
FUCKED BY THE LAKE MONSTER 2: WHAT CUMS NEXT? – BRANDI BURLINGTON
I FUCKED A ZOMBIE HORDE – DELILAH FAWKES
THE HORNY LEPRECHAUN – NIKITA KING
MY ROBOT BODY WILL MAKE YOU CUM – DIXON HEURASS
SNOWBALLIN’: I FUCKED FROSTY – AURALIE VIERGE
FUCKED BY THE LAKE MONSTER – BRANDI BURLINGTON
SEX WITH BIGFOOT – S. GATER
SEX WITH A MUMMY – S. GATER
SEX WITH GHOSTS – S. GATER
SEX WITH A GARGOYLE – S. GATER
I FUCKED CTHULHU! – DELILAH FAWKES
I FUCKED THE SWAMP CREATURE! – DELILAH FAWKES
I’D RATHER GET A SPANKING THAN GO TO THE DOCTOR
GETTING HIGH – HOW TO REALLY DO IT
ACROBAT HAMSTER
correct salads for all occasions
PRACTICAL MACRAME
MAKEUP FOR FUN
COOKING FROM SCRATCH
BUILD YOUR OWN HOT TUB
A DOCTOR’S TOOLS
WHAT MAKES MEN TICK
BOYS IN CONTROL
SURVIVING HOSTAGE SITUATIONS
ALWAYS ASK A MAN: THE KEY TO FEMININITY
READING TOES: YOUR FEET AS REFLECTIONS OF YOUR PERSONALITY
WEAK LINK: THE FEMINIZATION OF THE AMERICAN MILITARY
STILL STRIPPING AFTER 25 YEARS
BUNS: A WOMAN LOOKS AT MEN’S BUNS
THOSE AMAZING LEECHES
TEEN GUIDE TO MARRIED LIFE
DIET, CRIME AND DELINQUENCY
MEN WHO KNIT & THE DOGS WHO LOVE THEM
TOUCH OF THE CLOWN
SHAPING YOUR CHILD’S SEXUAL IDENTITY
TEEN GUIDE TO HOMEMAKING
THE MADAM AS ENTREPRENEUR: CAREER MANAGEMENT IN HOUSE PROSTITUTION
LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING ATTACKED
MODERN ROLE MODELS: MILEY CYRUS
COMPUTER SEX INPUT
TARYN GOES TO THE DENTIST
MAKING PIGEONS PAY
BODY WATCHIN’ IS FUN!
HOW TO HANG A SPOON
MRS. ALLEN ON ALL FOURS
MAKING NICE THINGS OUT OF STRAW
HOW TO BE THE PERFECT WIFE SERIES
THE SECOND-HAND PARROT
YOUNG MEN MUTUAL ACTIVITIES
PUPPETS GO TO CHURCH
ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY FOR CHILDREN EXPLAINED THROUGH THE DISSECTION OF A CHICKEN
SEWING FOR MEN AND BOYS
A CHILD’S WAY TO WATER PLAY
FOR SEX EDUCATION, SEE LIBRARIAN
HOW TO GET A TEEN-AGE BOY & WHAT TO DO WITH HIM WHEN YOU GET HIM
DEE SNIDER’S TEENAGE SURVIVAL GUIDE
THE GOOD MOMMY’S GUIDE TO HER LITTLE BOY’S PENIS
GOVERNING LETHAL BEHAVIOR IN AUTONOMOUS ROBOTS
CLOTHES FOR DISABLED PEOPLE
HOW GOD GIVES US ICE CREAM
WHY THE CHINESE ARE THE WAY THEY ARE
CHEESE PROBLEMS SOLVED
ALL ABOUT POCKETS
MY PARENTS OPEN CARRY
BROWN FOOD FUN
HOW PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW THEY’RE DEAD ATTACH THEMSELVES TO UNSUSPECTING BYSTANDERS AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE GOTH SCENE
CASTRATION: THE ADVANTAGES AND THE DISADVANTAGES
HELPING THE RETARDED TO KNOW GOD
ASTRONAUTS AND THEIR CATS
CAFFEINE KILLED MY FAMILY
50 WAYS TO USE FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS IN A MANLY MANNER (FOR THE SELF-ASSURED MALE)
THE TEACH YOUR CHICKEN TO FLY TRAINING MANUAL
CELEBRITY CAT NAMES
this feels gauche, but when i announced i was starting a blog, everyone assured me this is a thing that is done. i’m not on facebook, i’ve never had a cellphone or listened to a podcast; so many common experiences of modern life are foreign to me, but i’m certainly struggling financially, so if this is how the world works now, i’d be foolish to pass it up. any support will be received with equal parts gratitude and bewilderment.
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