Monsters Made Me Gay: Yeti Gangbang by Hank Wilder
now, i don’t know if this picture is meant to be a before or after shot:
and far be it from me to stereotype based on appearances, but my gaydar is AT LEAST 80% accurate and judging by the cover, i don’t think the yetis were necessarily the cause of this young shirtless bescarfed man being “made” gay. i think there were probably some urges floating around in this fella long before the yetis came. (and, oh, how they came!)
and while we are on the subject of the cover, i gotta say, this dude is a poor man’s jordan gavaris:
oh wait, we need a scarf:
wouldn’t want to catch a cold now!
so, we have a man named tom – a scientist! who goes to the chilly himalayan mountains to study science things.
after listening to the other scientists talk about the recent sightings of yetis in the vicinity and the speculation, based on dubious evidence IMHO, that they are likely gay, tom is left alone in the station while the other scientists go and do science things. and tom is super horny.
so he pleasures himself thinking about boobies, but it’s just not enough, so he goes to the door and opens it, nude, to see what happens.
because he has had a realization.
four yetis respond to his call. and it turns out, they are totally gay. or at least willing to have sex with tom. i’m not sure if it’s necessarily gay once it crosses species. but i’m no scientist.
at first, tom is a little scared, but if he knows one thing, it’s that
and you cannot hide from yetis. so after some initial first-time confusion w/r/t how this is going to work, logistically:
he figures out how to accommodate this multiple-yeti-partner thing
and he makes a request of the yetis
and they do.
tom gets very distracted by all the wonderful yeti-loving
and at the end of the day they’ve all learned a little bit about the fun that bodies can have together, even if they are different species with the same kind of sex organ.
(but the “of your thumbs” part of that line got cut in this story)
and this is just speculation, but i think there could be a sequel in which he enlists others into his yeti-orgy:
i may have taken liberties with the plot for the sake of my love of felix in this review, but the basic story of “previously straight scientist makes love to multiple male yetis in the himalayas” is pretty much all you need to know to determine if you would enjoy this book.
