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BRED BY THE OGRES – FANNIE TUCKER

Bred by the Ogres

Bred by the Ogres by Fannie Tucker
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a comment thread just wants to be a review when it grows up:

 

message 1: by Erica Sep 17, 2013 09:28am

..Ogres…are blue? Are they, like, the gods of smurfs?

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message 2: by karen – added it Sep 17, 2013 09:43am

i think so. although their external reproductive organs are purple.

write that down.

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message 3: by Erica Sep 17, 2013 10:10am

They sound rather pretty.
According to some glossy magazines that come in brown paper covers, ogres are not the only ones with purple genitalia.

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message 4: by karen – added it Sep 17, 2013 10:28am

maybe they are pretty. i know that at first they make you all “no, no noooo!” but by the end, you have come around a little bit.

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message 5: by Erica Sep 17, 2013 10:45am

But isn’t that always the way of it? Because if you go at any monster-type, all gung-HO from the outset, you’re a weird slut. But if they make you like it, it totally is not your fault, ergo, you are not a slut. Just weird. Right?

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message 6: by karen – added it Sep 17, 2013 11:23am

that is an ingenious explanation of dub-con literature. it is pretty much guaranteed i am going to steal that for my review.

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message 7: by Erica Sep 17, 2013 12:12pm

You pretty much should…though, it will look weird to see it again down here when people read the comments. Maybe use that for the next monsterotica book. You know, to avoid repetition or something.

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message 8: by karen – added it Sep 17, 2013 12:18pm

how about i just be lazy and cut-and-paste this entire thread as a review, no matter where it goes from here?

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message 9: by Erica Sep 17, 2013 01:05pm

That is BRILLIANT! You are efficient.

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message 10: by karen – added it 23 hours, 53 min ago

i suppose if you have any questions about this book, you should ask them now, so i can at least keep the “review” sortof relevant

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message 11: by Erica 22 hours, 6 min ago

Oh, um, ok.
So…what is the girl’s name? And was she wearing clothing before she was mated to the ogre? What’s the scenario – like are ogres kidnapping women, much like Mars sometimes does, because there are no female ogres and so having sex with human women is the only way for a male ogre to beget children who will then carry on the proud blue-and-purple lineage?
Do these ogres have big tusks or anything? Aren’t ogres the offspring of orcs and humans? It probably didn’t delve into that, huh?
And…um…was there bondage gear involved? If so, what material and color? That might be important for some reason.
Is it well-written or was it full of typos and wonky sentence structure? Would you read more of this author’s work?

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message 12: by karen (last edited 19 hours, 14 min ago) – added it 19 hours, 16 min ago

what excellent questions!!

the girl’s name is carrie.

she was certainly wearing clothing – she was wearing a pretty slutty dress, and she felt a little uncomfortable in it because it was so out of character, right?? but – hey – she’s a virgin valedictorian on vacation alone in paris! and she is drinking wine with a frenchman with an oiled goatee whose pick-up line is “Come, and I will show you the ogres.” she can get a little wild!! no harm will come to her! also, a black bra and panties.

the ogres wait patiently in the catacombs of paris for andre to bring them virgins. then they feed each of them a roofies-type brew that makes them all excitable and accommodating and yell things like “Make it ready!” the third ogre roared. “I’m horny and I wish to plant my seed!”

and then i guess they wait for ogre babies to come out.

there was bondage in the sense that they did tie her down until the potion took its effect. but there was a continuity error with that:

on page 18 Throg bent down and sliced through the leather straps that held her wrists.

but then on page 21:

She blushed with shame and tried to curl in on herself before she remembered that the bonds held her fast.

oops.

apart from that, this was definitely one of the better-written monsteroticas. very few things to make someone wince, and despite the terrible decisions by our lady-protag: going into the catacombs with a complete stranger who probably doesn’t care that you have announced “Andre,” she said, her voice turning serious, “I’m still a virgin. I’m not going to fuck you. But if you’re okay with that, I’d love for you to show me the catacombs.” (this is not a failsafe rape-preventer, ladies)

and i have already purchased Garden Gnome Gangbang, so we’ll see!

feel free to help me make this review longer by asking big important questions about this book, or monsterporn in general, in the thread.

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