you know that thing that marilyn manson said about fiona apple? that
“she was so sexy and fragile—definitely too fragile for me. If I was ever to be put in a circumstance where I could have sex with her, I would decline because her vagina is probably too precious to be dirtied by my filthy cock.”
that’s exactly how i feel about reviewing this book.
this is the best thing chuck tingle has ever written.