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Filled by the Clowns by Fannie Tucker fulfilling my goal to read one monsterotica a month in 2022. monsterporn. some ...
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Monsters Made Me Gay: Grim Reaper Group Encounter by Hank Wilder fulfilling my goal to read one monsterotica a month ...
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Baku by Mina Shay i am making my triumphant return to reviewing monsterporn with the story of a sexual encounter ...
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Violated By Monsters: The Scarecrow Field by Hannah Wilde this is a story about a girl who has sex with ...
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Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him by Chuck Tingle it’s always ...
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Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man by Fannie Tucker Despite his cheery smile and cookie buttons, despite his iconic status, this ...
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UniPorn by Matt Shaw my monsterporn read of the month. although i appreciate the novelty of reading a monsterporn in ...
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Jurassic Jane Eyre by Carrie Sessarego today is charlotte brontë's birthday! to celebrate, not only did i read this book ...
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Are You Yeti for Love by Ramona Desire "Yeti or not," I whispered, completely delirious with pain and pleasure, "here ...
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Frisky Kitty - The Training of a Cat Girl by Cindel Sabante My rating: 1/5 cats i never star rate ...
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Violated By Monsters: The Toy Room by Hannah Wilde (stuffed) animals are dirrrrty!! first, a little monsterotica welcome/advance warning (spoiler-tagged ...
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Tanuki Tango Overdrive by Arthur Graham My rating: 4/5 cats "Porn, man! Monster porn. That shit is blowing up right ...
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Ravaged by the Magic Pebble by Fannie Tucker another monsterporn read with those dirrrrrty machalos, god love 'em. i was ...
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Bagged by the Groceries! by Fannie Tucker man, it has been way too long since i have read monsterporn. this ...
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Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker by Chuck Tingle if there's one truism in this world, it's that not all ...
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Leonardo Decaprico Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him In The Butt by Chuck Tingle if this is the ...
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Sex Bear: The Legend Continues by Monsieur Loads It was like the space race in my mouth. So many rockets ...
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A BigBoobenstein Family Christmas by Jeff O'Brien there are families who come together at christmas time to read dickens around ...
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Water for Alien Were-Dinos by Rod Holder this is a beautiful love story built upon a foundation of reciprocity in ...
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My Starbucks Secular Coffee Cup Fucked The Christmas Spirit Out of Me by Mandy De Sandra this book is definitely ...
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Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting by Chuck Tingle "Hello." Says the bigfoot. "How'd you like a taste, sir?" this book is ...
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Alien vs. Debbie: An Erotic Adventure by Emma Steele is that an alien in your tummy or are you just ...
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The Trillionaire Tater Tots Caused Me Gay by Dougliette Juliette Though the thought of making sexy time with the boy ...
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Reamed By My Reaction To The Title Of This Book by Chuck Tingle you know that thing that marilyn manson ...
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Shared By The Chocolate Milk Cowboys by Chuck Tingle dessert in the desert!! i expect when chuck tingle finally releases ...
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Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts by Chuck Tingle I'm violated by the living junk food you might say - ...
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Space Raptor Butt Invasion by Chuck Tingle deaf to my topless pleas to stop being so kindle-exclusive and come on ...
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Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt by Chuck Tingle thanks to eddie for making many of my tingles ...
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Mounted by a Monster: The Tree by Mina Shay i feel kind of awkward posting this review today - after ...
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Mounted by a Monster The Trash King by Mina Shay man, even by monster-porn standards, this one is very short ...
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The Unicorn's Virgin Sacrifice by Angel Starr my monsterporn group does a little secret dream monster valentine porn-exchange, and i ...
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I Slept with Slender Man by Emma Steele when is monsterporn not monsterporn? when it's… this. this is a winky, ...
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She Only Wore a Shirt to the Funeral by Ken Haramiru Hitler himself would have been proud of the dozen ...
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Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner by Chuck Tingle this is what happens when a placeholder review grows up into ...
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Double Stuffed By The Gargoyles by Rose Black two gargoyles, one lady. 'cuz getting fucked once isn't funny. so, every ...
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Mounted by a Monster: Poking the Werebear by Mina Shay part of me wants to write a proper review for ...
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Mounted by a Monster: Mirror, Mirror by Mina Shay oh, mina shay - you've done it again. you have made ...
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Mounted by a Monster: God Of Wood by Mina Shay i mean, how could i NOT read a monsterotica book ...
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Abducted by the Alien Beast by Tammy Black the book has the distinction of being the most poorly-written bit of ...
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The Midnight Game by Madeline Monoghan "So you'll do it?" Amanda asks me. I sigh. Why not? What do I ...
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Mounted by a Monster: Werepuffer by Mina Shay SEXYTIMES WITH PUFFERS! okay, so if you are planning on reading this ...
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Frankenstein's Bitch: An Erotic Monster Tale by K.J. Burkhardt hey, anyone want to know what we are reading for the ...
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Violated By Monsters: The Creature Club by Hannah Wilde okay, so here i am with another book-of-the-month read for my ...
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Monsters Made Me Gay: Yeti Gangbang by Hank Wilder now, i don't know if this picture is meant to be ...
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I've Fallen and there's a Tentacle in my Butt by Edward Naughty there is no such thing as "good" monsterporn ...
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Werewolf Gynecologist: Hard Packed by Aria Cuming is it unreasonable to get really angry at an 11-page book? if it's ...
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I, Slutbot by Mykle Hansen My rating: 3/5 cats hey, slutbot!! okay, here's the thing. i MIGHT be a little ...
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Mounted by a Monster: Boxed Set Volume 6 by Mina Shay this is the book of the month for my ...
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Sex-Crazed Werewolves: Full Moon Gangbang by Fannie Tucker in this book, a lady has sex with a bunch of werewolves ...
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Hipster Slave Boy by Nate Tanner this book is called "hipster slave boy." sold yet? if the idea of taking ...
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Hammered by the Hydra by Persephone Parsons so. hammered by the hydra. here we go. the preface of the book ...
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The Druid Series 1: Reapers by Marata Eros fair warning - this is a book of monsterporn that i read ...
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The Maiden and the Bear Gods by Alice Xavier i think this is technically my first shapeshifter book. there was ...
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Sex Yacht - Sexy Sea Adventures 2 by Scott Rex dear goodreaders: it has come to my attention that there ...
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Mona Loves Monsters 2, Werewolf Sex Curse by Cherry Allen full disclosure: i did not read Mona Loves Monsters: A ...
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The Gynecological Visit by Amber Rose Thompson miss me, bitches??? dear goodreaders: it has come to my attention that there ...
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Taken by the Tentacles by Jennifer Lynn the national book awards are going on AS WE SPEAK, and it's pretty ...
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The Horny Games Trilogy by Jenna Powers THESE GAMES ARE SO HORNY! okay. so, this is the second erotic retelling ...
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Garden Gnome Gangbang by Fannie Tucker gnomes are dirrrrrty!!! i don't know if i should even bother reviewing this when ...
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Bred by the Ogres by Fannie Tucker a comment thread just wants to be a review when it grows up: ...
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Spanked by the Fox Demon by Mandoline Creme that's about how sexy this story was, to me. and i feel ...
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Reamed by Ratatoskr by Brandi Burlington ratatoskr comin' to getcha! this is brandi burlington's third monsterotica, and she is living ...
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Can Chocolate by Magenta Morgan it's baaack!! dear goodreaders: it has come to my attention that there are over one ...
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Taken By the Scarecrow by Kiki Bangs so, when this book was brought to my attention, my firstfirst thought was ...
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Ravaged By the Raptor by Christie Sims poor paola. on her planet, it is customary for the eldest child to ...
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Anal Sex in an Elevator: A Hotel Bentmoore Interlude by Shelby Cross WARNING - this book is a work of ...
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Forever Kiss by Christy Lynn first things first: dear goodreaders: it has come to my attention that there are over ...
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Captured by the Satyr by Maxine Albedo SPRING BREAK, WHOOO!!!! this is another one of those stories about what assholes ...
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Anything for a 'B' by Francis Ashe are you getting sick of reading the same introduction for every book i ...
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Abraham Lincoln: Fuck Lord of the Moon by Catherine DeVore My rating: 5/5 cats i don't usually star-rate these little ...
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The Sex Swing Rental by Ernest Winchester dear goodreaders: it has come to my attention that there are over one ...
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Cute Cuke Girl by EFon if you are looking for a book where a woman has a relationship with a ...
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Love the Monster: Submission to the Beast by Stroker Chase ida know. so this is a story about a village ...
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Tomb Violator vs The Slime by Tiffany Bell wow. i really don't even understand this one. i read these because ...
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Death Comes in Her by Faith Frost so, what's it like to receive la petite mort from, well... mort lui-même?? ...
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Alien Love Slave by Emerald Ice when i was sent this story, at first, i was all "alien sex?? yawwwwn ...
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Abraham Lincoln: Ninja Fuck Master by Catherine DeVore The young lady behind me discreetly removed her finger from my rectum ...
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Yielding to the Giant Slug by Mandoline Creme review #3 of 3 GIANT SLUG!! GIANT SLUG!!! GIANT!!! SLUG!!! CAN YOU ...
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Yielding to the Rat Clan by Mandoline Creme review #2 of 3 okay, rat clan... in this, the continuing adventures ...
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Yielding to Dragons by Mandoline Creme review #1 of 3 so here's the thing. my seeecret monster erotica valentine in ...
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His Human Cow: Bred for Milking by Arthur Mitchell the synopsis reads like if you were to sit a twelve-year-old ...
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Ravaged by the Pond Beast by Sassy McLure i don't know if it is just not having written a review ...
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In the Barn by Selena Kitt amish porn!! i mean, sorta. the amishness of this porn is not as ramped-up ...
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Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine by Catherine DeVore poor abraham lincoln... he has had to fight vampires: and zombies: and ...
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Bred by the Beastmen by Francis Ashe i'm not really sure i fully grasped the specifics of this story. it ...
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Unicorn's Reluctant Mate by Jessica Vane UNIPORN!!! forget everything you thought you knew about unicorns. unicorns are not magical creatures ...
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The Horny Leprechaun 2 by Nikita King HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY FLOAT! how perplexing... so, this is a sequel to ...
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Bred by the Minotaur Army by Jane Amber i think i am tired of minotaur intercourse. an unbelievable statement, no?? ...
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Tramp Stamp Club Profiles: Karen by Laura Cooper i mean, obviously i had to read this one. karens are very ...
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The Horny Minotaur by Nikita King i'm not sure this should be called "the horny minotaur." maybe instead, "the minotaur ...
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I Fucked the Puppet by Fannie Tucker i mean. it's puppet erotica. and that cover... this book is not even ...
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The Alpha Wolf Bent Me Over by Donald Armfield dirrrrrty! this is a story about two 18-year-old girls who go ...
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The Horny Night Gaunt by Nikita King okay, one more just cuz it is too hot to do anything, and ...
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Goat Suckin': Hotter Than It Sounds by Dixon Heurass hey, internet, didja miss me? has there not been enough monsterporn ...
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Fucked by the Lake Monster 2: What Cums Next? by Brandi Burlington i hear this author has another book in ...
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I Fucked a Zombie Horde by Delilah Fawkes delilah fawkes is the gold standard for monsterotica. and i don't feel ...
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The Horny Leprechaun 1 by Nikita King this addition to the burgeoning world of monsterotica is a) about a leprechaun, ...
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My Robot Body Will Make You Cum by Dixon Heurass wow. just...wow. okay, this is just... wow. so. robot sex ...
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Snowballin': I Fucked Frosty by Auralie Vierge won't you join me on my erotic train?? because COME ON!!!! i have ...
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Fucked by the Lake Monster by Brandi Burlington okay, i know what i said about not reading any monster porn ...
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Sex with Bigfoot by S. Gater last monster erotica for real-real. i mean, i had to finish the monsterbangers saga ...
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Sex with a Mummy by S. Gater bless me goodreads, for i have strayed. it has been three days since ...
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Sex with Ghosts by S. Gater ...yeah, i guess that's sexy... for all of you who are sick of this ...
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Sex with a Gargoyle by S. Gater i know i said i was through with monster erotica for a while, ...
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I Fucked Cthulhu by Delilah Fawkes this is h.p. lovecraft's grave. if you look closely, you can see him spinning ...
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I Fucked the Swamp Creature! by Delilah Fawkes okay, so this is going to be my last monster erotica for ...
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Cum For Bigfoot 3 by Virginia Wade interesting fact. when an employee of bn borrows a nook from the store, ...
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Cum For Bigfoot 2 by Virginia Wade dear penthouse forum, i never thought i would be writing this drunken book ...
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Taming My Teddy Bear by Jade K. Scott Losing my virginity to my beloved teddy bear was the most incredible ...
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Drink Me, Daddy by Katie Cramer i'm not here to make fun of people who have this particular kink. at ...
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Cum For Bigfoot by Virginia Wade you have to admire someone who has gone through the romance aisle of their ...
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Lactating Lisa Babysits by Levi Adair okay, the fact that i had to learn about this book from dana, of ...
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Torn by Sage Whistler the origin of twincest: "go fuck yourself!!" ...don't mind if i do. hahaahhahahahahaaa hey twins, get ...
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