here are some pictures of cute animals to get you through this pandemic nightmare.
this is obviously the best page-spread and when you close the book they kiss
it should be noted that unlike in the companion book, This Book Is Literally Just Pictures of Snoozy Animals That Will Make You Sleep Better, this is the only red panda pic included because rationing i guess, but there are plenty more foxen for greg—one regular, one fennec, and this was supposed to be an arctic fox but there was some kind of printing error and instead they left the page blank.
how embarrassing for them!!
there was another glitch that erased so much cat!
do you remember the great outdoors? how great it felt to run and run and run?
are you bored are you bored are you bored? you wanna play a game? here are some movie stills and quotes—NAME THAT FILM:
“We all float down here”
“You talking to me?”
“I’ll be right here.”
“Oh no I am about to fall into a crevasse and get stuck and will eventually have to amputate my damn hand but fortunately I am very handsome so I’ll be okay.”
AND NOW IMPRESSIONS!!
me before quarantine:
me after quarantine:
YOU GUYS!! DO YOU WISH YOU WERE QUARANTINED WITH ME AND THIS CABIN FEVER O MINE?
NO?? ARE YOU GRITTING YOUR TEETH OR CONTAINING YOUR EXCITEMENT IT IS HARD TO TELL
ARE YOU SOCIAL DISTANCING OR RUNNING AWAY???
I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, GUYS! and probably many more weeks after that while NY is on indefinite PAUSE. and i am pawsed.
IF ONLY WE’D WASHED OUR HANDS! OUR PAWS. PAUSE PAWS PAUSEPAWSPAUSE DANGIT!