The Horny Night Gaunt by Nikita King
okay, one more just cuz it is too hot to do anything, and my attention span is at an all-time low. i am including the first three days of my life here, when i was really really boring, and was not at all productive. the fourth day, i was as you see me now, but those first three days…
it is worse right now.
but – night gaunt! you are so short, i can concentrate long enough to learn how you have the intercourse with the human ladies.
answer – forcefully, until you meet that perfect girl – the virgin kidnapped for you to rape once a month for the rest of her life, alternating between three other former-virgins, but awwww this one is different! she’s kind of a freak who is into you, with your wingspan and your lack of a mouth and your penchant for upside-down sex…
and even though she is chained up, and full of an aphrodisiac cocktail given to her by her sheepish kidnappers, their intercourse becomes consensual and full of deeper feeling and thoughts of the future and half-breed children and weekend antiquing trips…
it is romance, night gaunt style.
and even though he will later snap a girl’s neck, you just have to laugh and scold, “silly night gaunt… you don’t know how to love a woman. you can’t just snap the neck of every girl who isn’t your girl….it’s so cute when they aren’t in touch with their feelings, isn’t it??”
and it is. cute and loving and tail-intensive. so even though i had not heard of the night gaunt before this story, now i know every little thing about their anatomy and sperm-count.
thanks for the heads-up, sunny!
now i am really going to collapse again. how do people with sun poisoning have intercourse? we may never know…
