i read this book a long, long time ago, waaaay back before i used to write reviews, and i absolutely loved it. obviously. the wire is great. but now—into the garbage can it goes! finish this sentence: bedbugs pooped all over my nice hardcover edition of this book because…
1) bedbugs have zero taste.
2) bedbugs are assholes.
3) bedbugs are living creatures, and living creatures poop because—science.
4) and i’m just inferring here, but i’m pretty sure bedbugs are racist.
this is not a quiz—all of the above responses are correct. fuck you, bedbugs. fuck you the most.
also—insect poop is called “frass.”
consider yourself enlightened.