A BigBoobenstein Family Christmas by Jeff O’Brien there are families who come together at christmas time to read dickens around the fireplace....
The Christmas Unicorn by Anna Currey My rating: 4/5 cats “What are those lights for?” asked the unicorn. “For Christmas,” said the...
The Turnip by Jan Brett My rating: 4/5 cats i just read the synopsis of this book posted above and oh my...
My Starbucks Secular Coffee Cup Fucked The Christmas Spirit Out of Me by Mandy De Sandra this book is definitely more bizarro...
100 Facts About Sharks by David O’Doherty, Claudia O’Doherty, Mike Ahern My rating: 4/5 cats SHAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKSS!!! first of all, let’s take a...
Nothing by Mick Inkpen My rating: 4/5 cats ‘I don’t know who I am!’ he howled. ‘I don’t know who I am!’...
The Passenger by Lisa Lutz My rating: 3/5 cats this is a three-star cat book but i had a four-star cat time...
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On: Things About Me by Jenny Slate, Dean Fleischer-Camp My rating: 5/5 cats I don’t need a...
Slovenly Betsy: The American Struwwelpeter by Heinrich Hoffmann My rating: 5/5 cats if you’ve ever read Struwwelpeter or any of shel silverstein’s...
Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting by Chuck Tingle “Hello.” Says the bigfoot. “How’d you like a taste, sir?” this book is just as...
Alien vs. Debbie: An Erotic Adventure by Emma Steele is that an alien in your tummy or are you just happy to...
The Trillionaire Tater Tots Caused Me Gay by Dougliette Juliette Though the thought of making sexy time with the boy tots is...