Another F*cking Coloring Book by Adams Media
My rating: 4/5 cats
APRIL PROJECT IS OVER!!!!
WELCOME TO APRIL PROJECT!!
the title of this book = my thoughts exactly. however, i’m not ready to take on another cooking project right away, and i had fun with the other ‘rude animal’ coloring book last year: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show…, so when this one crossed my path, i decided to check it out, and the very first page i turned to pretty much decided the matter for me. these aren’t all animal-based, and there aren’t as many awesome ones as the other book, but there are enough that this project shouldn’t be a bust.
so here we go, starting with the very one that convinced me i needed this book in my life:
APRIL 1
how you gonna say ‘no’ to this guy, right? i need to improve my coloring steez, but it’s only day one. it’ll get better.
APRIL 2
foxenfarts!! nature fact: a fox will always own it when it passes gas.
APRIL 3
so that’s where they went!
APRIL 4
take that, bird!!!
APRIL 5
i am one of life’s colorful suckers.
APRIL 6
and it’s actually raining today, so VERY appropriate! although i prefer my parades rainy, so no complaints from me…
APRIL 7
looking at the squinty eyes on this pig, we’re pretty sure what ‘tea’ means…
APRIL 8
i have done the work of singling out the soon-to-be-departed for you. pay your respects now. you know what else will probably be dead tomorrow? my markers. they’re already getting all patchy, and they’re not even old! thanks, marker industry.
APRIL 9
this is true, but if something with this many colors comes at you, run…
APRIL 10
this is true of most days. sorry about the quality of photography. the general blowiness of days is making things difficult.
APRIL 11
fruit, flowers, leaves. not as fun as animals, but we’ll make do.
APRIL 12
such cruelty from a little amish mousie!
APRIL 13
this is one of those ‘water is wet’ facts that doesn’t even need to be said, but when said, might as well be said with jazzy colors.
APRIL 14
here, i have combined markers AND colored pencils in one bold move, changing the possibilities of the visual arts forever. suck it, warhol.
APRIL 15
a much-needed update of the classic motivational poster.
APRIL 16
and that’s the story of easter.
APRIL 17
but at least you use the apostrophe correctly.
APRIL 18
this is all wild speculation. you may be completely unloved.
APRIL 19
suspicious owl is very suspicious
APRIL 20
this drawing brought to you by sharpies. man, you can color FAST when you use sharpies!!!
APRIL 21
you guys, what’s a ‘fu?’ blink. blink.
APRIL 22
this picture made me laugh, because meow mix – a manhattan lesbian bar that SADLY no longer exists, used to serve a drink called the rainbow. it looked like this:
and it tasted like candy.
i drank many of them in my day, but never once did a rainbow make me barf.
APRIL 23
welcome back, charlotte!
APRIL 24
this is kind of creepy. are people usually watching me drink? where are these spies hiding?
APRIL 25
let’s be honest – in the real world, i would have licked all of them. no cupcakes for you, germophobes!
APRIL 26
this almost didn’t happen tonight – halfway through my coloring, i turned my back and first there was clawing
and then napping
but i made it through, holding the ripped-up part down. NAUGHTY MAGGIE!
APRIL 27
thank you, coloring book, for realizing that some nights i am too tired/busy to color in teeny tiny detail-heavy pictures. this was a gift.
APRIL 28
one man’s junk, another man’s candycolored elephant yadda yadda….
TWO MORE DAYS!
APRIL 29
this one is great because of all the vagina dentatas hidden within
go away, or else…
APRIL 30
and that’s that, nerds! i hope you had a happy april, full of color and cussin’!
