F You, Box: And Other Observations of My Cat’s Inner Dialogue by Katie Cook
My rating: 5/5 cats
this is a scientifically accurate book that reveals what cats are thinking when they do those things they do. turns out that their thoughts are mostly mean and full of cussin’.
cats are in a constant state of aggression:
and things that appear to be cute and playful to the human eye are actually more rooted in impulses of conquest and domination.
cats do not just want a little nibble, they want it all.
and while you might misinterpret things like this as “wanting to be near mommy”
it’s more likely they just want your stuff
i know how that goes
basically, all you need to know is that if you live with a cat, it owns you. it always has. it always will. and if you’re lucky, it will wait until you’re dead before it eats you.
duty calls….
as a bonus – these are also postcards which you can use to share these truths with others around the world.