Wuthering Nights: An Erotic Retelling of Wuthering Heights by I.J. Miller My rating: 2/5 cats mmmmokay, so i read this. sometimes i...
Moby-Dick; or, the Whale by Herman Melville My rating: 2/5 cats i tried. Both ends of the line are exposed; the lower...
Ten by Gretchen McNeil My rating: 2/5 cats this isn’t going to be one of my two-star cat reviews where i trash...
The Dirty Girls Book Club by Savanna Fox My rating: 2/5 cats ummm, rippers?? you guys are gonna read this, too, right?...
The Fifty Year Sword by Mark Z. Danielewski My rating: 2/5 cats candy?? what’s this?? okay, so maybe it’s not as bad...
Haunted Summer by Anne Edwards My rating: 2/5 cats is this the worst book i have read about byron? no, far from...
Life Guards in the Hamptons by Celia Jerome My rating: 2/5 cats i don’t think i have ever had less to say...
Haunted Spouse by Heather Allison My rating: 2/5 cats before reading this book: ok, i pretty much HAVE to read this. i...
Preparedness 101: A Zombie Pandemic by Bob Hobbs My rating: 2/5 cats lies! propaganda! not at all!! i read greg’s review of...
BZRK by Michael Grant My rating: 2/5 cats i think it was at page 178 when i checked out, mentally. Nerve fibers...
Story of O by Pauline Réage My rating: 2/5 cats i am not going to write a serious review of this book....
Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer My rating: 2/5 cats snif. my link is worthless now. this is the virgin daiquiri version of wuthering...