CologneCologne by Allie Brosh
My rating: 3/5 cats
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like the moron that i am, as soon as i saw ellen gail’s review of this pop up on my feed, i roared WHAT IS THIS??, immediately clicked the link and reflexively scrolled down to see if i had time to read it before i was needed elsewhere, and these damnable fast-reading eyes zoomed right to the last line of the story, ruining the surprise for me.

so i probably would have found this creepier if i hadn’t been such a moron.

don’t be a moron.

don’t scroll down.

it’s wicked short, you have time to read it, that’s all you need to know.

read it for yourself here:…

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