Baby Animal Quest Color by Number: Activity Puzzle Coloring Book for Adults Relaxation & Stress Relief by Sunlife Drawing
My rating: 4/5 cats
WELCOME TO JUNE PROJECT! JUNE PROJECT IS OVER!!
this was the obvious choice to follow last month’s animal humping project. humping animals? meet your babies!
this is my sixth color-by-number project, but my first since gr got stingy with the review space, so i’m only going to do before-and-View Spoiler »after « Hide Spoiler pictures going forward or i will run out of space. there are 25 baby animals in this book, foreshadowed here in no particular order but with a shockingly inconsistent degree of taxonomic specificity:
this is the color palette for the entire book. each individual page requires different color combos, but no more nor any different than these here. i know twelve markers that are gonna regret this book, boy!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN LET’S FIND OUT &ETC
JUNE 5
these are the colors!
this is where the baby (or little) animal is hiding!
this is too close!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE ANIMAL TO COME OUTTA CAMOUFLAGE?
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it is the PONY of every little girl’s dreams! i am the master of hexagonal art! « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 6
would you like to guess who is hiding in this drab field? is it a goatling? a lionet? a raisinet?
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no!! a tiny piglet!! HELLO MOMMY HELLO DADDY! WHERE IS CHARLOTTE?
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JUNE 7
who’s your baby?
View Spoiler » oh MY! it’s a tiny bear with the fiercest eyes! « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 8
who can it be, now?
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aww, look at this guy! he’s too tiny to even chomp on you! or on anything! they don’t learn how to eat until they’re nine-ten years old. don’t bother with snopes, i got yer proof right here:
they don’t know WHAT to do! in fact, the only way they don’t starve to death is by living in their parent’s mowf and eating what’s left between their teeth
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i couldn’t get pictures to upload for the past couple of days, so here are three in a row LGM!
JUNE 9
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another baby animal brought to you by last month’s project!!
thanks for humping, mom and dad! although judging by his coloring, his mom might have been humping in someone else’s project, too. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 10
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this little baby tiger is SO MAD at me for dripping water onto him. and i feel like such an ass about it.
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JUNE 11
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AND THAT’S WHAT IS KNOWN AS FORESHADOWING, THANK YOU GOODNIGHT! « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 12
sorry i keep missing days! the world is bad now and coloring pictures of baby animals doesn’t seem very important, and i can’t think of anything fun to say about them when i do get around to coloring them, so i’m really at a loss here. apologies for those of you who are deeply invested in this project.
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this one is very cute, at least. maybe looking at it will be a nice break from looking at terrible things on the news. cleanse the eyeball palates. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 13
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this one is me. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 14
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this one is also me. i will try to be better at this project soon. i’m just so weary. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 15
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this looks like i messed up on the coloring-by-number part of it all, but i swear i did not. there’s not much left i feel confident about, ability-wise, but i stand by my skills of identifying numbers and matching them to an assigned color. let me have this at least. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 16
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what a cozy little buddy! i suppose he’s meant to be sunning on a rock or something, but i am going to squint and pretend he’s clambered aboard a baloo kinda bear and is DEMANDING to be taken to the rainforest cafe. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 17
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look! it is a baby APPLE!! oh, and also a hedgehog! what a lark! « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 18
View Spoiler » this baby rabbit looks like he has a human face to me, unless i am forgetting what human faces look like now that i live in a tucked-away box and my teevee only gets the bunny broadcast network. is it just me? have i gone mad? « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 19
View Spoiler » look at this magical creature with his heart-shaped nose and his “bringing to life all of the hidden nature around him” hand gestures!!! surely he deserves your pizza, doesn’t he? alllll of your pizza?? « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 20
View Spoiler » well, this is why i showed up to this party, and now i can go home! with a red panda under my coat and thanks for inviting me. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 21
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LOOK AT THIS DUMB BIRD! today i watched a grey stripey cat stalk two cocky pigeons that were walking down the middle of the road like they owned all of queens, before pouncing and dispersing them. he may not have caught the monsters, but he gave them the what for! #herocat « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 22
View Spoiler » look at this little guy! ordinarily, i would remark how tasty he looked, but i haven’t eaten any meat since the early part of april. don’t get too excited; i haven’t made any lifestyle changes, i just haven’t feel like eating meat and once i realized how long it had been, the more it became a thing i decided i’d do for a while. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 23
View Spoiler » eek, these TOES!! i am helpless before their cuteness! « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 24
View Spoiler » oh, he is very GOOD. but also a little sad, like his owner went into a store without him and is taking too long to come back. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 25
View Spoiler » this deer is pretty cute, but i don’t have anything witty or compelling to say abut him! i’m sorry i haven’t been able to find the joy this month’s project. i am going to try to be better next month. creativity is drained, wit is sapped, karen is broken. « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 26
YOU GUYS I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER SPOILER-TAGGING THIS ONE. CUTENESS SHOULDN’T BE RESERVED FOR THE ELITIST BASTARDS AND THEIR FANCY CLICKING OF SPOILER TAGS. POWER TO THE PEOPLE. NO MORE SEEEECRETS.
JUNE 27
View Spoiler » oh man, look at this asshole! you can tell no one likes this douchebag loudmouth bird. come and get him, feral cat population! « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 29
View Spoiler » it’s the end of this project eve!! and this might be the most uggo creature yet! is it my fault or the book’s fault? NO ONE KNOWS! « Hide Spoiler
JUNE 30
View Spoiler » welp, good riddance to that project! or more precisely, good riddance to another month of horrible news stories causing stress and anxiety that no amount of coloring by number can relieve. i liked doing this project and revealing the animals, i’m sorry i couldn’t find a fun way to shape it this month. fun fact; until i constructed that answer key below, i thought that number 11 was the calf BUT IT WAS THE GOATLING! what a world. « Hide Spoiler
uǝʇʇᴉʞ ϛᄅ ‘ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ ǝlʇʇᴉl ㄣᄅ ‘ƃuᴉlʇsǝu Ɛᄅ ‘ɹnɯǝl ʎqɐq ᄅᄅ ‘uʍɐɟ Ɩᄅ ‘ʎddnd pɹǝɥdǝɥs uɐɯɹǝƃ 0ᄅ ‘ǝsnoɯ ǝlʇʇᴉl 6Ɩ ‘ɟlɐɔ 8Ɩ ‘ʇǝlʍo ㄥƖ ‘qnɔ ɐpuɐd xoɟǝɹᴉɟ 9Ɩ ‘qnɔ uooɔɔɐɹ ϛƖ ‘ʇᴉqqɐɹ ʎqɐq ㄣƖ ‘dnd ƃoɥǝƃpǝɥ ƐƖ ‘ʇǝuoᴉl ᄅƖ ‘ƃuᴉlʇɐoƃ ƖƖ ‘ƃuᴉlƃoɹɟ 0Ɩ ‘ʇuɐɟuᴉ ʎǝʞuoɯ 6 ‘qnɔ pɹɐdoǝl 8 ‘lɐoɟ ʎǝʞuop ㄥ ‘qnɔ ɹǝƃᴉʇ 9 ‘ɟlɐɔ ʇuɐɥdǝlǝ ϛ ‘ǝlᴉpoɔoɹɔ ㄣ ‘qnɔ ʎqɐq Ɛ ‘ʇǝlƃᴉd ᄅ ‘ʎuod Ɩ :SɹƎMSN∀
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