Great White House by Christoph Paul, Arthur Graham
My rating: 4/5 cats
sharks invade the white house!!!
oh, if only it were as cordial a meeting of the minds as that….
it’s more like this:
when china and peta – no, not peeta
join forces to control the weather, sending floodwaters riddled with genetically mutated monster sharks towards the white house, things are not going to end well for several of our venerable politicians, from both sides of the political spectrum.
there will be blood.
Bobbing up and down like a raspberry tea bag, each time he emerged from the rolling torrent the water was left redder than before. And the redder it became, the hungrier those sharks got.
fortunately, obama is both badass
and resourceful
With Malia’s inflatable Hello Kitty boat in one hand and two life-size cardboard cutouts of the cutest boys from One Direction in the other, Obama held them high above his head like a modern-day Moses holding up The Ten Commandments.
and he’s willing to make the tough executive decisions that have kept this country strong lo these eight years
Bernanke and Geithner, as your Commander in Chief, I am ordering you to cut yourselves and bleed into the water to distract the sharks.
he will also punch a wall. ‘cuz sometimes even obama gets cranky.
but he’s not the only badass in the room
Cocking back his fist, the bold AARP member socked the great white square in its black, beady eye. Blood sprayed from the shark’s destroyed ocular cavity as it sank back down into the depths.
“Take that, ya Communist bastard!” McCain yelled after it, shaking his fist like he was in a debate.
what will happen to your favorite politician, whether it be bernie sanders or michele bachmann or ted cruz? will president jinping get comeuppance? will al gore or john kerry or solar power or nancy pelosi’s period blood save the day?
find out here! for AMERICA!
