Creepy-Ass Dolls by Stacey Leigh Brooks
My rating: 5/5 cats
oh my god – what better book to go on my “creepy dolls” shelf???
this is my new very favorite book. i am a sucker for this kind of thing; collections of odd and funny things – books i can flip through when i am too bored to concentrate on a “real” book, and books like these are why the e-readers cannot be allowed to have their way – this does not translate to e-ink. i love my little novelty books, and i will continue to support it when websites turn into books. bring me more lolcats, i dare you.
this one, though, is more terror than humor.
dolls are terrifying. at my dad’s house, there is a doll somewhat similar to this:
oh my god – i hate that doll. my dad knows this, and tries to terrify me with it whenever i make my way home. you begin to understand why i don’t get up there much. who would make a doll like this?? is it being punished?? who would dare punish a doll??
yeah, good luck with that.
who thinks these dolls are a good idea? is it unclear that these dolls will kill you in your sleep? if these were people, with these dead eyes, you would give them a wide berth, not invite them into your home and the beds of your children.
shudder
this one is the clear winner:
how could you even play with that??
this book is giving me the most delicious nightmares.
nom nom nom
******* i made a creepy doll list, if anyone wants to freak out: http://www.rifflebooks.com/list/21860…
