Clowns Gone Bad: A Coulrophobic Coloring Book for Adults by M.G. Anthony
My rating: 5/5 cats
WELCOME TO OCTOBER PROJECT!! HOPE YOU LIKE TERROR!!
OCTOBER PROJECT IS OVER!!!
OCTOBER 1:
i’m not the greatest colorer, and the book’s paper isn’t the best for markers, but it kind of makes it even creepier – CLOWNRAWR 2018!
OCTOBER 2:
which is all well and good, but i prefer these clowntists:
OCTOBER 3:
october seems to be going really fast already. this is what scares me more than underbed clowns.
OCTOBER 4:
THIS CLOWN GOT LONESOME!!!
OCTOBER 5:
surely you people are ok with this clown, right? he’s the victim here – those SPIDERS are the invaders!
OCTOBER 6:
and this one, too! he is protecting you all from snakes! are you not grateful?
OCTOBER 7:
it looks as though i was too lazy to color in the chains, but i assure you, i totally colored them SILVER, and i don’t know why this clown is trying to make me look bad.
OCTOBER 8:
at least they’re wearing gloves, right? they are responsible clown surgeons.
OCTOBER 9:
come to papa lesions!!!
OCTOBER 10:
nothing horrifying here, guys! just a clown with a home depot card…
OCTOBER 11:
this is what clowns dress up as for halloween!
OCTOBER 12:
now you know why your meat sometimes tastes funny…
OCTOBER 13:
those trees never stood a chance…
OCTOBER 14:
seriously book, you had one job…
also, i would love a job. please hire me. that’s an open request not directed specifically at the book. unless the book would like to pay me for work. i am good at most things.
OCTOBER 15:
this is a very confident clown. but honestly, if you respond to an armed clown’s beckoning finger and walk into a spacious boulevard like this with no place to hide and no viable escape routes, you got no business taking up any of the earth’s limited resources. this clown is doing us all a favor. THANK YOU, MURDER CLOWN!
OCTOBER 16:
awww, it’s cute ‘cuz he’s little!
OCTOBER 17:
you guys may be scared of clowns, but clowns are scared of trees. and they’re not gonna take it anymore!
OCTOBER 18:
happy now? this poor guy’s all cooped up! i hope he doesn’t have an itch!
OCTOBER 19:
he blinded me with science!! and then a l’il acid in the eye. but science blinded me first.
OCTOBER 20:
this poor guy got lost on the way to the big game! and then his bat got damaged! surely you can feel bad for him, right?
OCTOBER 21:
this is why you always listen to carnies when they tell you to keep your arms and torsos inside the ride. don’t be a clown!
OCTOBER 22:
another sporty clown! although this one seems to have wandered pretty far from the ice rink. who will guide him back?
OCTOBER 23:
look at this guy, just vamping it up in the castle from the atari 2600 game Adventure. kids, ask your folks. actually, no – they look busy, here:
OCTOBER 24:
you know what’s worse than clowns? coloring books with huge unbroken empty spaces that are so tedious to color that you fall asleep halfway through and wake up in a van down by the river with a clown and most of your limbs hacked off. thanks a lot, book!
OCTOBER 25:
yeah, i mean, this is just going too far with the mashups. let the clowns just be clowns.
OCTOBER 26:
it’s time to get your merit badge in being murrrrderrrrred!
OCTOBER 27:
ugh, backseat drivers, am i right? am i? i don’t have a license, so what do i know?
OCTOBER 28:
yeah, on day 28 of a coloring project, i’m not about to be spending time solid-coloring the sky and the ground. interpolate the colors your ownselves.
OCTOBER 29:
this one isn’t really a translation of a horror-movie villain into a clown, it’s basically just a cut-and-paste, but we’re so close to the end, who even cares anymore?
OCTOBER 30:
i like to think this is a picture not of him stealing her ipod, but of him just providing his own entrance music. and what is it? this, obviously: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr6dl…
OCTOBER 31:
there are 31 days in october but only 30 clown drawings in this book, so instead of getting a clown picture today, you get a picture of my fruit and veggie o’lanterns, before and after:
and my vampire donuts:
if i can wrest my giant decorated box of miniature candy bars from sean of the house’s greedyhands, maybe i’ll post a picture of that, too.
