Unicorn Thinks He’s Pretty Great by Bob Shea
My rating: 4/5 cats
and why shouldn’t he???
is there anything more majestic than a unicorn?? not much. and say you are just a goat:
you are bound to be jealous of a unicorn, especially one that rolls up flaunting his magic and making everyone swoon with cupcakes and joy.
but never fear, low self-esteemed – because there are some things even unicorns can’t do. not much, but some things. and maybe, just maybe, these two creatures can learn to play nicely together and celebrate each other’s gifts and be all symbiotic and junk, which is the message of this book. but i’m all grown and fully-formed, so it’s too late for messages for me. i’m just here for the unicorns.
and the battle cries:
taste my cloven justice, indeed.