but sometimes heathcliff wanted to relive the good old days, going so far as to steal a fish from the local fishmonger,...
and he even won an award for it.
despite courting such reactions by teaming up with michael bay in a thinly-veiled biopic about a furious dog-hunter. many animals were harmed...
like all wealthy criminals he’s able to slide back into the spotlight without anyone protesting, “hey, isn’t that the dude that killed...
and he’s soon back to his old self.
but you can’t keep a good man down! or, for that matter, a morally bankrupt one!
while in hiding – bored and sad, eating his feelings and no longer burning off any calories through rigorous dog-punching, heathcliff chunks...
but the human interest appeal of an urchin cum business magnate cum dog spouse cum spree killer is too great and, hounded...
even going so far as to organize an underground dogfighting circuit, making even more money from his grief and outrage.
and any other randy dog he can snatch off the streets to feed his appetite for vengeance.
his wife’s family and friends,
because not only does he have a type, but he has an MO, and when his heart is broken, he will burn...