MachoPoni: A Prance with Death by Lotus Rose
My rating: 3/5 cats
i meant to write a really great DBR of this book yesterday, for easter, because there is no more respectful way to acknowledge a religious holiday that celebrates “that which comes back from death” and chocolate than by reviewing a book about my little pony zombies.
alas, the D of the BR made me pretty lazy and it was one of those situations where i wrote a brilliant one in my head as i sprawled on the couch, but it evaporated and now i have nothing.
however, the minute i typed “zombie my little ponies,” more than half of you should have been pulling on your pants and shoes and heading for the door to go buy this. why do i imagine that more than half of you are not wearing pants? i just do.
i don’t think this is the greatest book ever written, but it might be the best book about zombie my little ponies, spiky care bears, and a kool-aid man filled with blood. so far.
the illustrations are pretty great, and the story manages to be dark and sad and funny and about all the sacrifices we make for love. it’s just good fun.
i love the flutterfly ponies, i hate the musical interludes, and although i may no longer be D, here is my BR.
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