You Are Sloth! by Steve Lowe
My rating: 4/5 cats
YOU! ARE! SLOTH!
this is a bizarro title, so it’s got all the bad-taste elements you expect from the brand – a playground-style dismissal of political correctness where words like “retard” and “fag” are gleefully tossed around, new lows in sexual fetishism, a casual treatment of roofie-enabled date rape, people transformed into their spirit animals, “buck-naked fuck mercenaries,” and death by bukkake*.
it’s silly and crass, but it’s also great fun, as long as you’re not put off by some cussing and bad behavior.
and if you are, well i got this for you:
sloths: slow, bad news….
you will learn nothing about sloths from this book, but you will get to read about one riding a dog to victory. and that’s not nothing.
AND it’s skinny enough that you can use it as a bookmark for other books!
so, what are you waiting for??? sloth it up!
