sadly, heathcliff’s new wife was as flighty as catherine (human or android version), and when her heat came upon her, she took...
no matter what you may think of heathcliff’s behavior between the covers of WH, there was a time when the highest authority...
oh, i don’t know how this photo got in here – just a private moment i don’t think he’d want shared, but...
love chills him out a bit. a little less stiff, a little less formal, and he is totally peeing in the ocean...
once again playing to type, heathcliff manages to find love and happiness in the arms of this high-strung bitch.
not quite ready to return to the moors for OG catherine, heathcliff cleans himself up and goes looking for a rebound lady....
he splurges on a spaceship and a custom-made cather-android, but their relationship is as tempestuous as original recipe catherine, and she joyrides...
heathcliff leans in to the nouveau riche lifestyle. he gets high marks in dandyism, but dude does not know how to relax....
and even an urchin can be king, or at least a powerful magnate. a – dare i say – fat cat. #americandream...
he also catches the eye of a very special fan who shows him that, with a little magic, empires can indeed be...
in his spare time, heathcliff starts a band. their songs are wicked emo (duh), and heathcliff makes all the groupies swoon (double...
nor is he too proud to steal. man, this cat eats so much fish, you’d think he was… a cat.