ABCDE·F·YOU: The ABC's of Cat OwnershipABCDE·F·YOU: The ABC’s of Cat Ownership by Katie Cook
My rating: 4/5 cats
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this is a book by the same author/illustrator as F You, Box: And Other Observations of My Cat’s Inner Dialogue, and is just another silly fun book of postcards illuminating the many joys of cat ownership.

there’s not much to say, from a reviewer’s perspective, so i’m just gonna pounce in and drop a couple of my favorites and then go do the dishes or something.

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i never thought of it this way before, but it’s a pretty good comparison. with maggie there’s definitely plenty of sulking, although far fewer late-night sob-heavy phone calls.

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this is obviously very familiar. maggie is not into heavy petting, but she also refuses to employ the safe word. injuries will occur.

these two are just canine propaganda, but i do like the fact that human eyeballs and cat buttholes are visually interchangeable.

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and what would any decent postcard book be without a couple of poop jokes?

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so there you have it. more cats on the internet. you’re welcome.
now i gotta go fill maggie’s little alligator mouth.

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