look, i like dogs as much as the next guy, but this book makes some incredibly persuasive arguments and supplies compelling photographic evidence proving that cats are just…better. from the very first sentence: Anyone who’s not completely delusional already knows that cats are superior to dogs in every way… the introduction goes on to assert that, after reading this book that uses science to make its case, even those confused enough to prefer dog breath and fleas over delicate noses and purring will see the light. and if it takes more than this collection of incontrovertible evidence to convince you, then you must hate science.
there are 67 reasons in this book, but i will just give you a sampling of the most conclusive.
science says dogs are lazy!
science says dogs have no rhythm!
science says dogs have no honor!
science says dogs have no lateral thinking abilities!
science says dogs are cruel!
science says dogs are self-involved!
science says dogs have less-developed interior design skills!
science says dogs have poor camouflage skills!
science says dogs are unprofessional!
science says dogs need constant supervision!
science says dogs are bad parents and also kidnappers!
i mean, make your own choices, but just make sure you have all the facts first.